if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips
1. The world’s youngest grandmother was 23 yrs old.
2. Eminem dropped out of school after failing the 9th grade twice - He skipped school too many times to fight kids on street corners.
3. According to science, if a person were to fall into a pool of lava, they would combust like fireworks and die immediately.
4. Being a people pleaser increases risk of depression and may actually have a negative impact upon your intelligence
5. The production staff for “The Exorcist” believed they had created a real demon and had a priest come bless the set.